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Love Will Be the Death of Me

Hello I'm Jill and I can quote things and sound fancy.

the-olive-rogue-of-heart:

wanderrlost:

followmeslut:

I really want this .. No like seriously

Coolest thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr hands down.

well heres the link…  theyre only 18$ so go crazy

lady-tyrell:

wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it

earrie:

Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company

tyleroakley:

Standardized reality check.

• phone: rings
• me: no

tiny-yeast-farts:

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

avatarsnowy:

i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there